dutchsheerio:

meow-sheeran:

how does ed manage to look perfect in every single picture that get’s taken of him

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The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

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pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

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Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were.

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🙌

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I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell.

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This

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

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greencrook:

greencrook:

greencrook:

There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.  

He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing. 

Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”. 

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